Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a tuesday night... ((Language))

I love barenaked ladies.

"Hey, LF. Good to see you out of the hospital finally. What? No, I don't have a girlfriend. Why, yes, I'd love to make out with you and go see Righteous Kill for shits and giggles."

This is the dialogue that I wished had happened when I saw a girl I know today. She suprised me with her grace, as she often does, and when I lay eyes on her, giving a cheerful "There she is!" before heading downstairs towards my locker, I felt my stomach do flip-flops.

I get terribly angry at my stomach sometimes. It does things that are certainly not healthy when it comes to women - well, actually, only this woman - and causes me a lot of concern.

But anyways, I fully talked to her in my third period class. She had gotten out of the hospital after being diagnosed with Pancreatus. (That word, apparently, was spelt correctly according to Firefox. I think it's lying) So, usually when I see a pretty and vulnerable woman, I don't hesitate to exploit it. I'm no saint, I'll admit, but today, seeing her with a gaunt face and lost weight, I didn't have the heart to flirt.

Something is definitely wrong with me. I seemed to have lost my womanizing ways, and have turned to bigger and better things. Well, shite.

Goodbye, Womanization. I'll sure as shit miss ya!

Well, womanizing isn't a very positive thing anyways. Sure, as guys, we all feel attracted to women (many women), but that doesn't mean it's necessarily womanizing on our part (really only if you act on it).

It's spelled Pancreatitis. I know because I was in the hospital several years back with this. It was painful, let me tell you. That was when I met morphine for the first time, hehe. It's basically an inflammation of the pancreas. This was only an acute episode of pancreatitis for me, and it was probably the same for this girl. For me, it was caused because of my poor diet: I was eating a lot of junk food, and my sugar and fat levels were definitely too high. There are other things that can cause it, but for me, it was all the bad stuff I was eating.

Besides, returning to the main subject, it's probably good you're not a womanizer anymore. Your eyes can lead you far away, and one day you might have regretted it.

I agree...it's good you aren't a womanizer anymore ^.^ More girls will like you because of that

I agree with Ranyart and Kryslee. Womanizing isn't necessary for a happy life,and you'll realize that soon enough.

I disagree.

Always seemed to me that the worse you treated a woman, the more women you had through life.

Quality relationships? Not by my definition.

But you still beat the chivalrous bastard nine times out of ten, so if victory is what counts, that's your path.

I wouldn't recommend it though.

Oftentimes failure is simply the road to a much greater victory.

Keegan's right O_O i know i should be shot for saying that, but again i agree with the others as well, it's kickass how you've grown, though i give you a month xD jkjkjkjkjk i <3 ya lil man ^_^

(doesn't make the slightest bit of sense)