Introduce Yourself Here!

Name: The Chatter Formerly Known As NickHawthorne
Age: 17
Location: Canadiana
Reason for Joining Us: James held a gun to my head, and said, "If you don't join, you're dead"
Hobbies: Writing, sexing up women, and downplaying my sexual tendencies to a psychiatrist. That sounded really, really depressing.
Occupation/Studies/Grade: Grocer/Everything/12
Short Biography: I am Nick. If you know my real name, keep it to yourself. If you know my fake name, keep it to yourself.

I WAS THREATENED! he he said he would kill me *sobs* okay so not really but still you'd believe me wouldnt you xD

Name:Nicole Roscoe
Age:18
Location:in this tiny green box
Reason for Joining Us: something to do to make my day even more kickass
Hobbies: Reading writing riding my horses being chased by the ducks...
Occupation/Studies/Grade: still have to graduate but planing on college. worked in a factory for a bit.
Short Biography:

im extremely awesome, you will most likely never meet anyone as kickass as myself.
im full of it yet EXTREMELY modest >_> i love debating, unless i dont know what the heck im talking about or if i dont really care for the topic. i read manga and watch anime, but not as much as you probably think. i dont have any problems debating on religion or politics either or interest the living heck out of me. you'll most likely see a hell of a lot of me and you'll be in awe of my awesomeness ^_^
my favorite color is purple and i'll most likely claim you cause again im that amazing. oh and call me Nikki...with TWO k's.

Name:Shane Alucard Alexander
Age:18
Location:Richwood,TX
Reason for Joining Us:Told to
Hobbies:Working on comps
Occupation/Studies/Grade:Theater
Short Biography:Alucard is my real middel name. I am bi. Thats it want to know more just ask.

Name: Shae
Age: Too old for this crowd, it is starting to appear
Location: rural Indiana
Reason for Joining Us: I write a bit and I reckon I like the owner alright.
Hobbies: Reading, geocaching, hiking, computers, sewing, art
Occupation: Web Developer
Short Biography: Newbie homesteader. Blogger. Writer. Crafter. Neglectful owner of http://www.newexquisitecorpse.net.

Welcome, Shae.

Stop talking nonsense about age, if you run a site like newexquisitecorpse, you're still on the right side of cool and that's what matters.

Okie dokie. me name is Melissa, call me mel. age 17 ( lucky lucky me ) i live in the super great joke of a state Utah. reasons umm well i promises keegan that i would. hobbies, umm i write poetry for one hting love to do that, i like to draw and color, singing, i do a lot of work at the church. im a relgion teacher for the fourth grade ( fuunnnn ) umm going to get my permit for driving soon ( THANK GOODNESS ) and im a total push over...most the time. lol bio, umm im a highschool student stuck at home (homeschooled) 2 years left on that then im heading to college ( univeristy of Utah ) 2 years there then i guess im heading over to univeristy of penn for another 6 years. i want to become an archaeology professor, get married ( to whom well im already engaged to my wonderful boyfriend anthony ) kida yes. i dont smoke i dont drink, and i dont wear mini skirts either lol. want to know anything else about me pm me

Figured I may as well throw this out there, cause like, I'm lame like that.

Name: Jeremy ***** ********
Age: 16
Location: Wait, there are places other than my chair? :O
Reason for Joining Us: I'm just lame like that. :3
Hobbies: uh, Computers... Games.... Making model guns out of paper, tissue, and tape... did I mention the computer stuff?
Occupation/Studies/Grade: Student, Stuff, 11th.
Short Biography: Short? Gamer. XD
In all seriousness though,I'm me, and that's all there is to it. No reasons, no excuses, no cause/effect chains. I just am. I think... therefore I am not brain-dead.

Okay, so I actually was here, but long short, I am not as intelligent as I thought, and logging in was difficult. I was a Member of ES, and talked with Keegan while he was making this site, so as was such, I joined. Most of the time, I keep name age, and all that uderwraps. If you know it, please try and make yourself feel special, and keep you in that select group that does. I look forward to getting to know all of you. I hope Keeg's site is a great success.

~Me.


PostScript: In case you are unfamiliar with what ES name I am, I went by any of the following: DyingRythm, DR, KC, Doc, Dr. Kitty, Dr. Pepper, Gab, PD, FP, Will, Kiko, Momo, and probably some others, hahaha.

Name:
Abbas
Age:
17
Location:
Pakistan
Reason for Joining Us: Lotsa reasons. Mainly, the death of ES and boredom.
Hobbies:
Writing stuff I never end up posting, swimming, thinking, disappearing and just about everything else. Oh, and nice food.
Occupation/Studies/Grade: Studying. Just started A levels. Chemistry is my love. Seriously. Math, physics and economics. Weird combo but I like it.
Short Biography: Sorry, can't keep it short so won't write anything at all.


I do stupid things. Like I couldn't remember the URL to this site, so I sat for an hour trying to guess it. I know, most of you would have checked the email. I did that, but it didn't have the link. I kept typing www.thehabitations.tk and it kept taking me to this very very magical place.


Anyway, it's awesome to be here Keegs. Thanks. I hope I remember to login after today, really do. !!

Shh. If anyone asks. I'm not here.

Name: Jimmy T. Parker
Age: old enough to boink legally in all conutries of the world.
Location: currenlty in my planning room organising a world trip.
Reason for Joining Us: i was threatened with bodily harm unless i did. and to learn how to spell 'countries'.
Hobbies:
Occupation/Studies/Grade: words are my occupation/books are what i study.
Short Biography: i am.

Name: Mikhail Ginovaef
Age: 45
Location: U.S.S.R
Reason for Joining Us: In Soviet Union, forum joins you!
Hobbies: In Soviet union, hobby enjoys you!
Occupation/Studies/Grade: In Soviet Union, work goes to you!
Short Biography: In Soviet Union, Biography... Umm...

Whatever. Me real name's Jonny and I'm from the land of the free and the home of the brave - Scotland! I'm only sixteen...

I joined because someone in another place in teh intartubez told me to, and you always need to listen to intartube people.

Presently, I'm a humble student. Then I hope to progress to full student. And then to the Police. I like writing, boxing, rugby, playing teh Xbox and arguing with people on the internet.

I love music, mainly metal and classic rock.

I think by this point you realise I am quite mad. That's ok. I realised that a long time ago.

Some may know me as Ergojonny. Most won't.

Anyway, hai all

Name: Kaelyn "Kelly" Rochelle Gates
Age: 20 - the limbo age!
Location: Lake Tapps, Washington
Reason for Joining Us: umm..this totally random person, who I have NEVER met before, invited me. lmao. not, Keegan is an old friend of mine who I miss terribly.
Hobbies: writing, singing, cooking, watching teenage soap operas, drooling over Chad Michael Murray, fanfiction, talking to my friends...
Occupation/Studies/Grade: umm I graduated culinary school (Western Culinary Institute in Portland, OR) nearly a year ago but havent gotten a job yet - haven't quite figured out what to do with myself yet...bleh
Short Biography: not much to say. I spend my days reading, and cooking, and listening to music. I hang out with my dad a lot, torturing him by making him watch One Tree Hill and Gilmore Girls with me (of course, he likes Gilmore Girls as much as I do). I love music - choir girl all the way - and miss singing a lot....god, I got nothing else....