dear keegan

i hate your stinking guts.
you make me vomit.
you're scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum between my toes.

love
your wife-alfa.




you seriously are in the dog house right now

you know why.

yes.

you.

you are so dumb and always insult me and i tell you that i dont like the playlist and you say that's because i'm stupid
you dont pay attention to me while you are on the computer. I AM A PRINCESS and i expect to be treated like one!!!!!!! i NEED attention!
and i will find it somewhere else *threat* if you do not deliver.

NOW GO MAKE SOME DINNER SO WE CAN WATCH HEROES DAMN IT!

shetbag. you betch.

Heroes!

interesting weather we are having no?

HAHAHAHAHA,

"you are so dumb and always insult me and i tell you that i dont like the playlist and you say that's because i'm stupid "

I loved that bit, it sounds like something I would do. Keegan, you are a hero to everyone in the world with that reply (Though you probably act tough shit in front of us and then go out, buy her a tiara, make dinner, then give her a footrub while apologizing)

Anyways, French Toast and Crepes anyone?

Dear Keegan,

Piss off.

Sincerely,

God.

I, for one, love tiaras, dinner, footrubs and a good apology. Thanks for offering Erin. Get to work.

Paradox wrote:I, for one, love tiaras, dinner, footrubs and a good apology. Thanks for offering Erin. Get to work.

Hehe, I'm a stubborn guy, you sure you wanna push your luck that far?

*Does a lot of behind the scenes making up for that comment*

I want dinner! Now! And a tiara.

Better yet, make my dinner in the shape of a tiara.

A croisant with merangue peaks is all that comes to mind with that shape

Yum. :] ... I think. I've never really had meriunge (Spelling) before, so... Thanks!

Haha, Meriunge 'Tis meringue (I made a spelling mistake there) How can you profess to be a good cook when you don't know meringue Egg whites beaten with sugar and Cream of Tartar.